Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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