Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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