If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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