But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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