Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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