Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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