I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The feeling are messing with the penis
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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