I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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