Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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