you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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