butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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