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I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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