I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I am spending my child support on dildos
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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