North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm jealous of your bromance
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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