ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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