hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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