i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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