I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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