Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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