You were right. It hurts to walk today.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i out mim tonsoeep
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