Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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