doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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