Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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