TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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