dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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