MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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