that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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