i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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