marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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