Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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