the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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