So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
People with herpes should wear stickers.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
