I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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