Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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