i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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