I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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