Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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