I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
