going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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