wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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