my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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