Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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