it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Holy sore nipples Batman
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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