Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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