Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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