winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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