just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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