so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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