think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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