Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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